A marine walks out of a bar with a couple of his buddies and heads back towards the ship. On the way he see's a little kid playing in what apears to be mud on the side of the road. As they get closer he can smell that it's definately not mud, it's dogshit.
He yells at the kid " Hey, what the hell are you doing playing with that dogshit?" The little kid replies, "I'm making a sailor." This of course cracks the marine and his buddies up. They see another group of jarheads coming thier way and tell them to go ask the kid what he's doing. One grizzled vet asks the kid "What the hell are you doing there kid?" Again the kid replies, "I'm making a Sailor." Which causes them all to bust out laughing again.
The old seargent sees a drunken bunch of sailors heading their way and decides to have some fun. While the rest of the Marines stand off to the side trying to keep from laughing he calls out to one, "Hey, squid, come ask this kid what he's doing with this pile of dogshit!"
The senior petty officer of the group, an old Bo'suns mate goes up to the kid holding his nose and asks "What the fuck are you doing playing with all that dogshit kid?"
The kid looks up, covered in crap and says "I'm making a Sailor, I don't have enough shit for a Marine."
Monday, May 28, 2007
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An oldie but a goodie. No offense to any Marines out there, I'm sure you've heard the same joke told the other way around. Heh.
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